“Kiara will you be my mommy? :3”

“EW NO GO AWAY YOU’RE SO NOT PRETTY”

  • Vet: Okay, lemme see how healthy Beetlejuice's teeth are.
  • Beetlejuice: WHAT
  • Beetlejuice: YOU WANT TO SEE MY TEETH
  • Beetlejuice: I WILL SHOW YOU MY TEETH
  • Beetlejuice: AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU DO NOT FORGET THEM
  • Beetlejuice: I WILL FUCK YOU UP MAN
  • Vet:
  • Beetlejuice:
  • Vet:
  • Beetlejuice:
  • Vet:
  • Beetlejuice: I mean "meow"
In case you were wondering about their worms

Button:Of course I will eat this food, you’re so nice, I love you!

Beetlejuice and Kiara: #wouldratherstarve

Um, LADY. You have not updated us in a while.

That’s not pretty.

Day 1 of 14 - Worm Medicne

Button: Ooh, yay, I get extra food! I like this! And I like you, because you’re a good human! :) <3

Kiara: Um… What the Hell did you put in my wet food? Whatever it is, its not pretty. I’m not eating this— okay maybe a bite… This isn’t pretty!

Beetlejuice: Oh there was food? Sorry, I was a little busy not giving a fuck because this is not being served to me on a gold platter like I requested. MAKE IT AGAIN.